Unit 2: Caffiene

Aaaaahhhh, sweet caffeine : the source of all ongoing hyponess needed for all Blondes to survive. All caffeine products can be used like a blonde refuel (second in potency only to holding one hand over one ear and waving the opposite hand next to the other, thus creating a draft) .

Caffeine can be injected into your system by the medians of Coffee (mmmmmmm) , Tea (aaaaaaaah) and Coca Cola (ooohh), not to mention these newfangled SmartDrinks that are proliferating themselves around the globe like they were going out out fashion (perish the thought!) . Get a caffeine fix as need and your blonde powers will multipiply, but don't go overboard!....Don't have TOO MUCH caffeine. HA, Almost had you by your unmentionables there didn't I , that was a trick statement and indeed an oxymoron, yes a contradiction in terms for no blonde can ever have too much. It goes within the ranks of hypo-creating substances essential like life's oils to blondeness, make sure however you do not neglect Sugar and Cocoa, two other staples in Hypo creating madness. Yes, indeedio it is the equivalent of Pixie Dust only this time Peter you can fly.

Use caffeine to spur on Dancing, The Grin, Laugh and Jumping as well . Be smart, be dumb be whatever you will be, BUT never never never, neglect to consume caffeine in one form or another.

Addendum - since the writing of this piece extra personal research I have laboriously undertaken has led to the conclusion that STARBUCKS is a complete and fulfilling source for caffeine needs. Be warned though, during my research I trialled a 10 shot coffee. This is NOT TO BE ATTEMPTED if you have anything important to do that day. Results may be dizzying and make you feel quite unwell. Recently, I tried an 8 shot with the same effect. 6 Shots therefore is my suggested maximum dosage level. You've been warned.